i guarantee you when i close the door behind me everyday, oscar does this.

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alkaline trio – dorothy
(that’s my grandmothers name<3)

jessica: yayyyyy gonna leave in like 10/15
jessica: GONNA GO GIT PURDY
charlie: but you’re naturaly cak hardening
jessica: LOL
jessica: i think thats the sweetest thing i’ve ever heard

i had to sign up for a formspring in order to request a song on this site fuckyeahdisneysongs.tumblr.com (lol, yes i actually use this website – i constantly have disney songs running through my head…)

(it’s in the right sidebar under my pic)

(don’t ask why) i was watching gimore girls today (DONT JUDGE ME!) and this is quoted from the episode… i actually gasped and went “oh my god! that was so mean!” lol

nicole love<3

Rory: How was your summer?
Marty: I met Nicole Richie, and then spent the next six weeks showering.

pfft. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
she's so hot - please refer to this for proof, woooooofa<3!

rangers vs. the devils

3-0 in the 2nd

this game is currently fantastic.

fighting, scoring, MARTY CHANTS…
best best best!

now all we need is a shutout for lundqvist<3

this magnificent creature<3 read mine and pat lee’s minds a few weeks ago and created this gem before i got to, but we also spoke of a follow-up FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU price is right rage guy including the best game on the price is right EVARRRRRR!

so, enjoy the genius teamwork.
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what i actually got done:

• trimming and repainting my fingernails and toenails
• downloading all the shit from my shazam list
• doing the dishes
• having a dance party
• duping oscar into standing up with treats
• organizing my closet
• cleaning the green bookshelf
• watching a movie (adventures of sebastian cole)

my issue here:
i did the nails first, which prevented me from doing the majority of the other tasks. although, there was no good reason why i didn’t actually have a dance party.

there’s always tomorrow.

this is what i’m doing tonight!

• trimming and repainting my fingernails and toenails
• downloading all the shit from my shazam list
• doing the dishes
• having a dance party
• duping oscar into standing up with treats
• organizing my closet
• cleaning the green bookshelf
• watching a movie

god, please send me a boyfriend soon.
or make a certain someone call me already…

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this song is the reason that i love glassjaw.
so good.<3

jen cancelled on me, i’m bored.

sophie’s out, my sister’s out, its missy’s brothers birthday, charlie’s got a test in the morning, erica’s working…

i’m actually in the mood to do something and my VIP’s are out and about…

it’s already 9, guess i’m staying in.

i don’t know what went wrong with my stomach this morning, but some combo of something or (i’m guessing?) a bad can of tuna put me out of commission today… i got 7 hours of sleep last night but something this morning just made me feel sooooo tired and gross… i tried to go to work anyhow… starbucks was closed for whatever reason this morning? so i went to buy mangoes and one of those bottled frapp starbucks things and went up to work as usual, didn’t work out for me.

not only did i have ANOTHER tension headache (put glasses in your bag, idiot), but i threw up three times. i couldn’t even think straight. i managed to get into hardcore code mode, finished my super important things and got up on out of there… i was scared i was gonna be one of those sick train passengers everyone dreads, but i made it!

came home, threw up again and went to sleep.
no more barfies! i ate something later on in the night and kept it down okay…

missed judge judy at 4PM… caught her at 10PM.
my plans tonight were ruined, i was supposed to go to a show with charlie.

watched the rangers lose…
…didn’t watch the wedding singer as planned since the ranger game took up so much time.
boo.

courtesy of: downtown sasquatch LOL

Drink whenever:

• Canadian stuff, eh? (any reference to canada i.e. saying “aboot” or the presence of mounties)
• Paige says “hun”
• Jimmy is using his legs
• Any character is left with blue balls (girl or guy)
• Hazel and/or Terri are insignificant
• Liberty needs a deep dicking
• Emma mentions the environment
• Emma is a cunt
• Craig is batshit crazy
• There’s bad parenting
• Sean is gangsta
• It goes there and/or is 100% intense
• Manny is a slut
• Media Immersion is mentioned
• Ellie is depressing or is wearing something bought at Hot Topic
• Emma’s Dad is retarded
• Marco is gay
• There’s a random black person or lesbian in the background

it’s a good thing i dont have regular sized earring holes… if i ever was in the situation where my man was giving me a little velvet box and there was no ring in there but there were earrings, i’d be PISSED.

future guy: SAVED.

amazing!
:fumbles for my iphone:

if anyone is looking for a good podcast and don’t already listen to this show, GET AWWWWWN IT! it inspires and entertains me a lot… also, if you’re a fan already and you haven’t, you should support them by donating to them. i do once a year…

i’m so glad this app came out! i hope some of the proceeds to go them and not just to the developer.

now i can access the phil collins episode WHENEVER I WANT MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA(even though my nerd ass saved it and its already on my computer)WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

soph and i went to bk tonight to visit one of my friends workin one of the local w/burg bars…
…had a hot & heavy make-out sesh with a boy that has had a (mutual) crush on me for two years. RAWR!

one of my “him”’s was there… (referring to one of two ASSHOLES i “dated/hooked up with” last year – a friend of his…)

i kinda felt bad after we disappeared for like, almost ten minutes, but oh well…. you decided not to date me, and you haven’t been a friend… (i didn’t do anything on purpose, i didn’t know he was even going to be there – but w/e – i went to make moves mannnnnn, so i made ‘em.)… he left me hanging back then, and obviously never gave a shit, so what am i supposed to do?

sophie and i got rather tipsy, had fun, came home.

here i sit with beef ramen<3 (BEST) and i’m about to fall asleep.

…good times.

…lets see how long this’ll last, lol.
:INTERWEBZ ANXIETY:

uhhhhh i only enabled all of the posts on the front page here, nothing older than those. too much work to do one by one, sorry. but they’ll be on from here on in.

or not.

we’ll see how it goes.

just discovered two whiteheads on my forehead i didn’t know about because of my bangs.

scratch/POP!

…and ouch.

…it’s giving me abs and strong arms.

holy lord, i need these in my life, STAT.

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alkaline trio – this addiction
currently on repeat! (x6357)<3<3<3

i hate the fact i don’t get scared watching horror movies anymore… it really takes a lot to freak me out, it’s annoying. i like being spooked and creeped out! i need to find a good horror movie to get me all enthralled… i finally watched “the mothman prophecies” (after stealing it from the video store like 6 years ago lolz) the other day and was totally annoyed. my cousins/sister said it was good. i was soooooo bored! and def not freaked out. i mean i knew it wasn’t supposed to be a horror movie, but they still said it was spooky as hell.

i think in the last ten years, there have only been like 4 or 5 movies that have freaked me out.

a) joyride (yeah, it actually did.)
b) jeepers creepers (made me uber jumpy not spooked out)
c) the texas chainsaw massacre (remake) – (i actually had a nightmare about it)
d) the hills have eyes (this actually gave me a bit of an anxiety attack in the theater. i felt the helplessness those people did – had me thinking about death, hardcore.)
e) ??? hmm. did i run out already?

holler at a sister if you’ve got a suggestion!

i spoke to my brother yesterday for two hours… he went up to boston from florida to try to see my nephew last week and the mother wouldn’t let him see him. my brother was trying to reason with her and remain calm, he said she was being difficult… in the end, he didn’t see him.

he kinda scares me because sometimes when he tells me about the way he handles things, he sounds like my father. or at least that he’s following in his footsteps… which is obviously not a good thing, seeing as that my father died at 47 of cirrosis of the liver.

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…the only two colour schemes i’ve found since like, 2008 that i’ve actually wanted to purchase.

mine mine mine!

aren’t swiffer wet jets supposed to clean the floor? and also “trap things” in its pad? it seems to be just pushing bullshit around for me.

am i somehow doing this wrong? lol

i swept up before i did it

what the eff?

when my sisters boyfriend died a few years ago, it was a really hard thing to deal with. instead of dating one of his friends, i went back with my ex… so i stopped hanging out with everyone. but i’m so glad that i did spend all that time with him (and them!), because he passed away a couple of years later… anyways, we had so much fun together through that little window of time, and i really miss him and those times.

ryan’s xanga is still up. and it’s really sad, his last post was written the morning that he died. shortly before, actually. and there are so many comments on that post. not even my point, just pointing it out. anyways, charlie and i were up late last night talking about the deadjournal they used to have together, and i thought i could find it in his xanga somewhere… but i didn’t – i ended up skimming through all of his posts… and i realized that i love reading through his xanga. it still makes me laugh so hard, he still makes me laugh so hard.

it got me morbidly thinking about if anything ever happened to me, maybe people would enjoy reading through this blog, too. it’s a way to still feel connected to someone i suppose? i mean i love going through his for that reason, so i will blog on.

nooooooooooooooo! lady luck is getting rid of these jammies!!!

they didn’t give me a chance to land a nice boyfriend so i could get one, WORST!

i mean, i could get a “jessica / blank one”, but how the hell would i get the name in then?

dammit!

…digging up more and more *fun* memories tonight.

so this first chick – she seriously had this as her myspace user pic. (loosen up a little, sheesh.)
we found great humor in this, and turned my bathroom into a backdrop for our mockery.

(clockwise) mindy?, amit, me, sarah (my sister), charlie.
charlie’s is the best. it’s even better than mindy’s.

charlie and i just signed onto friendster for the first time in like, almost a decade, lol…
quite entertaining things were going on in there.

in my inbox:
a) some dude who said he “noticed that i like grunge”
b) toxic avenger had a suggested lover for me to check out
c) rick casualty (yes, of the casualties) – going back and forth about meeting up at a show.
d) ilya and i (along with his comments to me) when i had a huge crush on him back in ‘03, going back and forth like strung out idiots not making any type of sense
e) ilya’s friends and i talking, i didn’t know them then but i did this summer
f) me and charlie’s friendship beginnings<3
g) a message to george (wearing a medical face mask in his user pic, shocker.) about piercing my nipples (circa '03)
h) random people messaging me about a vibrator in my picture (shocker)

oh friendster, how entertaining you were for the last hour – thanks.